Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Assbike Fashion

Time for some assbike fashion for the holiday season.



First off there was the Terrorist Scarf

Everyone's like "Blahblabla...it's a keffiyeh and it symbolizes ...yaddayadda", yeah yeah whaddever, it makes you look like a hepcat revolutionary.

And then there was the Castro hat and the ensuing kerfluffle : CBC shilling Fidel Castro cap online. So they re-named it a Ranger hat on their website



wear it like a stigma.



So what will be the next politically inspired fashion item ? Will it be the Moshe Dayan eyepatch ?



Or maybe the look that was all the rage from the streets of Tehran to the campus of Columbia a crisp and spartan Ahmedinejad Jacket.



I've had mine since the 80s -- a look so earnest and oblivious not even the most calculating 2007 hipster can touch it.



Is Mosa Zi Zemmori a hot new electrodance outfit ? the favorite for the Turner prize ? No he is was of the many resident s of Guantanamo Bay who owned a Casio F-91W.

That's right -- owning one can be given as a reason for being housed in a Cuban prison camp.

That's right there's a terrorist watch and is everything you would hope for and more. Clunky, plain -- vaguely Soviet, easily incorporated into IEDs.

And there you have it, assbike fashion tips for yr asses.

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Blogger Lisa said...

whoa, 80s amit! I think you should give at picture a different name so that when hipster image google for something ironic, it will come up and get posted on their blog. Then it'll take off and becoem one of those random pictures that everyone has but nobody knows the origin of, and voila, you are the originater of the newest hipster thing.

Also, those terrorist scarves were totally the rage in Germany circa 1993.

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