Assbike Fashion

Time for some assbike fashion for the holiday season.



First off there was the Terrorist Scarf

Everyone's like "Blahblabla...it's a keffiyeh and it symbolizes ...yaddayadda", yeah yeah whaddever, it makes you look like a hepcat revolutionary.

And then there was the Castro hat and the ensuing kerfluffle : CBC shilling Fidel Castro cap online. So they re-named it a Ranger hat on their website



wear it like a stigma.



So what will be the next politically inspired fashion item ? Will it be the Moshe Dayan eyepatch ?



Or maybe the look that was all the rage from the streets of Tehran to the campus of Columbia a crisp and spartan Ahmedinejad Jacket.



I've had mine since the 80s -- a look so earnest and oblivious not even the most calculating 2007 hipster can touch it.



Is Mosa Zi Zemmori a hot new electrodance outfit ? the favorite for the Turner prize ? No he is was of the many resident s of Guantanamo Bay who owned a Casio F-91W.

That's right -- owning one can be given as a reason for being housed in a Cuban prison camp.

That's right there's a terrorist watch and is everything you would hope for and more. Clunky, plain -- vaguely Soviet, easily incorporated into IEDs.

And there you have it, assbike fashion tips for yr asses.