Assbike Tip #1

This kicks off a series of assbikin' tips as I think of them.

Tip 1. Park Across the Street Sometimes when you're out at a bar or restaurant you figure if you park your assbike out front you can keep an eye on it.

Often it's easier to keep an eye on your bikeif you park it across the street, because from where you're might be sitting you usually have a wider view of the opposite side than you do of the side of the street you're actually on.

Especially, if the windows are a bit higher.