Assbike Alert

Assbike readers, beware, there is a new menace about: the Lame-o Beardo. The NYTimes claims the bearded man is the sex-symbol for this year -- yeah the first hipster to wear a trucker hat looked cool too. We're in for a rocky summer folks, but hopefully by fall the Lame-o Beardo will have gone the way of Ugg boots* and manpris.

Beardsss: the mullet of 2006.

*Except in Koreatown where they're still hotter than the Kim Chi Chicken