Assbike Fashion Tip

Male grooming is a tricky thing. If you ignore it you will be a hapless slob, but if you overdo it you will look like a fruit.

This is why guys should not get their eyebrows waxed and shaped. You will get laughed at, because everyone can tell and it makes you look like a drag queen.


It doesn't work for Carrot Top and it doesn't work for Brandon Davis (above).